cybertrucked

Written By Shannon Hall

Stars are looking silly as their Tesla Cybertrucks are getting recalled again! The DeLorean rip-offs seem to be stinkers, and it is cracking me up. I don’t want to see anyone hurt, but these dumb looking truck symbolize the vapidity of celebrity and big tech. I watch the “Housewives” and keep up with the “Kardashians,” so I am vapid too, but not so vapid I would drop 150k on one of these Musk Messes.

Kim Kardashian and her cybertruck

The recall involves 11,688 electric pickups, or every Cybertruck manufactured between November 13, 2023, and June 6, 2024 because apparently the one giant windshield wiper is not working. This is on the heels of the peddle issue that was sticking causing the truck to accelerate with out warning-fun! Some owners have reportedly gotten an alert that the “vehicle may suddenly lose electrical power, steering and propulsion” too. And can we talk about the Frunk [the front trunk] the sensor is not up to industry standard according to reports so the damn thing could chop off your fingers if you’re not careful. Reuters reported “The angular design of Tesla's Cybertruck has safety experts concerned the electric pickup truck's stiff stainless-steel exoskeleton could hurt pedestrians and cyclists and damage other vehicles on roads.”

Katy Perry got slammed online for her post thanking Elon for her customized cybertruck.

And word is Pharrell was unable to park by himself so he had to ask a Valet in Miami to help.

Elon, the man that destroyed twitter, claims the truck is bullet proof. Fans asked the king of cars if it was true.

Leno tested, Leno approved. But Tesla tested, Tesla failed.

Justin Bieber bought one and he’s not a guy I look at and think “this dude makes good decisions”. Here he is driving weirdly slow in Beverly Hills.

So they are dangerous, expensive, silly looking and are falling apart. The perfect metaphor for Hollywood I guess.

Stars and their Cybertrucks

If the trucks are this bad how dangerous will the new Tesla Robots be?!

I am gonna pass on all of Elon’s metal messes right now. And so is everyone else, apparently Tesla has halted sales on the metal hot boxes for now. But it’s not clear why since there has not been a statement issued. The company does not have a PR department anymore. Tesla dissolved their public relations department in October 2020. Musk thinks PR is a waist of money and he doesn't believe in "manipulating public opinion".

Good call bud, seems like this will all work itself out.

Shannon Hall
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